<font color=fuchsia>Here at <lj comm=themorons>, it's all morons, all the time. If you're not self-conscious and have no shame at all, and are willing to talk about absolutely anything, be it crack (the drug or your ass) or taking a dump in the woods, then this is the place for you. However, there are a few rules that I'd like you to follow. JUST KIDDING! Do whatever you want, I don't care.
That's it. Have fun! :)
<font face="comic sans ms"><size=3><font color=blueviolet>Your sessy mods are <lj user=katiemonster> and <lj user=theratqueen> :D
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